Thursday, June 11, 2009

Biker

Sorry no search today I have something have to get done this morning but I will leave you with this!

Found this joke on a message board and it is so true!!!

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter, addressing the biker, says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.' The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.
The following morning, the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH-----

5 comments:

  1. LOL!

    Love the look of this blog - very cute :)

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  2. OMG!!! Love that, LOL LOL.

    Very cute blog!!

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  3. LOL Thanks for my giggle today!

    I rode the DST blog train today and am stopping by for a visit.
    Happy Scrapin' Kat

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